Don't steel!
Friday December 30 2011 Wigan & Leigh Magistrates Court
Steeling is part of ******* **********'slife
Ms ****** *****, aged 56, of Skelmersdale stole various items belonging to Asda to the value of £52.97. The defendant failed to be at her place of abode and had in her possession a foil lined carrier bag used in connection with theft or in the course of. There was a commission of a further offence, whilst subject to order of conditional discharge.
The defendant has been a prolific offender over the past 40 years, and has continued to offend even when placed on community orders. Furthermore Ms ***** has offended shortly after her release from prison. The view of the bench is that nothing will persuade or change the habits of a lifetime. A custodial sentence of 6 months, was given to Ms ******.
From here
Started: 17th Jan 2012 at 15:00
Last edited by Mac: 17th Jan 2012 at 15:05:28
Unbelievable.
Proberly as got and inglish digree two.
Replied: 17th Jan 2012 at 15:07
Can't ironing be outlawed, too?
Replied: 17th Jan 2012 at 15:33
It's rampant in Pittsburg.
Replied: 17th Jan 2012 at 16:24
I served on a jury for a case where the defendant was illiterate so had made a spoken statement which was recorded to be transcribed by an audio typist.
The transcript was read out in court and it told how the defendant had smuggled a mobile phone into the police cell when first arrested, (which he could have used to collaborate with someone to create an alibi).
The defendant disputed this; he'd done no such thing and had never stated that he had.
The judge halted proceedings whilst the original recording was obtained and checked. It was verified that the defendant was right about this dramatic discrepancy.
Replied: 17th Jan 2012 at 19:22
She may have the same medical condition as Anthony Worrell-Thompson and needs to go into therapy
Replied: 17th Jan 2012 at 22:20
Ironing is outlawed for men and not for women?!
Then I'm starting a campaign, straightaway! This is a pressing matter!
OUTLAW IRONING FOR WOMEN - NOW!
Fletcher - I think Mac was just drawing attention to the misspelling of stealing(?).
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 15:39
Last edited by jo anne: 18th Jan 2012 at 15:40:12
Jo anne, sorry it was meant to be a joke with regard to Worrell-Thompson's so called illness regarding his stealing!
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 20:04
No need to be sorry, Fletcher.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 21:18
Top of the class! - Another good year for Wigan Borough GCSEs.
Education leaders are particular pleased that for those pupils achieving five or more A*-C (incl. English & Maths), Wigan's results improved year on year for the past five years from a base of 41.7% in 2006 to 57.1% in 2011.
Story
What does tob mean?
(No charge for this service, WEP)
Replied: 27th Jan 2012 at 11:02
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No charge for this service, WEP)
Replied: 27th Jan 2012 at 11:02
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WEP?
Neither example is down to them.
Replied: 27th Jan 2012 at 18:16
However
The bright yellow devices – which are about the size of a 50 pence piece – are used by rail companies to let trains and motorists know that work is going on further down the line.
Detonators
Replied: 27th Jan 2012 at 19:06
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I read that just after the 'Top of the Class' Story. I wonder if they need proof readers for but a few shillings a week?
Replied: 28th Jan 2012 at 16:27
They're working on the layout of a 'situations vacant' advert, as we type.
Don't hold your breath.
Replied: 28th Jan 2012 at 16:30
I bet I can hold my breath longer than 'some people'.
Replied: 28th Jan 2012 at 16:30
This 'Gaffe' from the Mail:
Claims 'sometimes the U.S. seems like it dosn't want allies'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092300/The-U-S-wants-control-says-Putin-blasts-America-interfering-countries-affairs.html#ixzz1kmxiDfno
Replied: 28th Jan 2012 at 20:58
"I have lost all faith in the judiciary in Britain ... I have been treated appallingly by the CPS, and I have received more accurate information in the Wigan Evening Post than from the CPS or witness protection."
(From here)
Replied: 17th Feb 2012 at 12:21
Dear God!
The poor chap mus feel like he's been injured twice over.
Incidentally, re some of the comments on that article;
Sometimes (I don't know if it is the case here) the addresses given of the culprits are where they have moved to since the assault.
ie they could be local people who moved after the event.
Replied: 17th Feb 2012 at 14:06
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We can count on the press to make mistakes.
M.E.N. (a bit better):
'Friends to the end: Pals retire together after 40 years at Tameside hospital
Friends who met on their first day at work are to retire from the same place on the same day more than 40 years later.'
Replied: 17th Feb 2012 at 22:34
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Morgue?
I wondered about Americanisms and found an interesting item on Wiki.
In American English:
Morgue is used to refer to the room in which newspaper or magazine publishers keep their back issues and other historical references, as they serve a similar purpose to human morgues. See Morgue file.
Note also the confusion in WEP article about Registrars
Local funeral directors say Wigan’s Registra Service was capable of recording an average of 10 deaths per day
Mr Jones said that the situation was a “growing concern” for Wigan’s undertakers.
He said: “Now, where the families would check with the DWP or other bodies to inform them of the death of a loved one, the registrar service is doing it themselves under the new system and that means that they no longer have the time to record as many deaths as they did before because each one is taking twice as long to complete.
“I have spoken to one of the registras and he confirmed that it is causing them problems.
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Are they slipping up?
Coun Tushingham, Independent for Ashton, is up for re-election in the local elections on May 3.
A list of other candidates campaigning is not yet available
Published on Thursday 5 April 2012 12:49
However:
Started: 4th Apr 2012 at 19:58
Replied: 6th Apr 2012 at 18:26
Not an error, but a right sensationalist lead paragraph.
Page 1 WEP yesterday.
'COULD a murderer be on the loose in Wigan?
That was the frightening question preying on the minds of many minds today following the tragic death of a Wigan man days after he was found collapsed in the street.'
Certainly a serious and very tragic event, but that is redolent of the climate of fear that was around West Yorkshire over thirty years ago.
Replied: 23rd Jun 2012 at 16:03
Yes, A murderer could indeed be lurking. Lock up your Daughters!
Replied: 23rd Jun 2012 at 16:45
It really annoyed me that.
I have now wish to go into the various 'theories' and speculations about the particular circumstances, and hope not to provoke others into doing so, until the facts emerge.
But I'm sure the Police aren't about to issue warnings.
Replied: 23rd Jun 2012 at 16:49
You only have to look at the thread about Mr. Farrell to view speculation and rumour.
Murderers do prowl Wigan, Ethel Rileys murderer to name but one still walks amongst us.
Replied: 23rd Jun 2012 at 16:52
I know they do prowl, Mac. One was only caught following a subsequent serious crime some years ago. But the thing that struck me is the element of scaremongering in the tone of the item.
Almost like a yearning for some 'penny dreadful' story to emerge.
Mind you, that must always be at the back of the mind of a journalist.
Replied: 23rd Jun 2012 at 16:59
As is their livelihood, but I take your point.
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Isn't that the link I supplied on the 'tinted windows' sketch?
Replied: 3rd Jul 2012 at 18:02
Yes, but you didn't point out the error, did you?
Replied: 3rd Jul 2012 at 18:03
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Yes, it was supplied in the bleedin' link supplied!
Replied: 3rd Jul 2012 at 18:04
Patios, minus the apostrophe.
Replied: 3rd Jul 2012 at 18:08
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Another howler.
Horrible story. But another display of a lack of local knowledge.
Martyn Trezise, who had kicked the 42-year-old victim in the face as he desperately tried to cling onto the parapet of the bridge near the DW Stadium, was jailed for eight years.
Firefighters had to be called to the scene in Scholes and after they lowered a ladder down the steep embankment the victim managed to climb to safety.
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 13:29
maybe you should point it out to them
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 13:38
I wonder what the technical term for that conical thing on the end of the clapper is?
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 16:48
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Ooops, wrong thread
Welll, shame to waste it.
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 16:56
Just googled 'bell clappers'.
Is there a doctor in the house.
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 16:59
Is that another one of his symptoms?
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:02
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Aye, and it's worse when your conical doings turns black
Coincidentally , I wonder if the conical doings is there to add a bit more weight/momentum to the 'hammer'.
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:07
Possibly?
Another one, plus some nice technical terms on drawing.
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:16
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Anyroad, back to topic.
“Remploy means verything to them - it is not only a job, but a way of life.”
Here
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:23
Give that man a bell
someone on here has an head like a bell..............smooth and shiny
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:39
Remploy, have their staff all been made redundant now?
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:41
gosh another informative thread.....good on you
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:44
Comments from yesterday have been removed from the WEP article.
The general point was the wisdom of employees of such a funded company actually taking industrial action.
ie they were only going to lose their own wages. Not like holding a big corporation to ransom.
Replied: 10th Jul 2012 at 17:47
Looked on the G4S website earlier, found this job. 'Driver - Permanet - Stoke-on-Trent'.
I sent an email asking if they were looking for proof readers. Not expecting a reply.
Though on a more serious note, they have LOADS of jobs going, G4S jobs
Replied: 13th Jul 2012 at 20:47
Last edited by Mac: 13th Jul 2012 at 20:51:31
Looked on the G$S websirte earlier.
Come back, Ena.
Replied: 13th Jul 2012 at 20:49
Typing of olympics
MattGerrard
Reader
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. This is made even funnier when your reporter manages to spell the mis-spelling incorrectly in the photo caption...
Posted: 2 hours ago.
Replied: 19th Jul 2012 at 20:35
Last edited by dostaf: 19th Jul 2012 at 20:38:08
Was a nice little one in yesterday's WEP (Not online)
'Halford sand firestations'
Halfords and firestations
Item about driving tests.
Replied: 20th Jul 2012 at 13:41
A police spokeswoman said the driver of the engine and its trailer had been taken to hospital suffering from shock after the incident.
Tragic accident
Replied: 22nd Jul 2012 at 19:00
If it is 'just' a fall, it's a totally freak fatality.
RIP
Replied: 22nd Jul 2012 at 19:05
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Sausage's seems to be a common one.
Sausage's, how they used to be made!
Replied: 24th Jul 2012 at 20:15
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Nude male masseuse 'flew boy, 15, to London to work as a prostitute for 2012 Olympics’
Nasty story about a vile creature, but isn't a 'male masseuse' a masseur?
Replied: 27th Jul 2012 at 19:03
Indubitably so.
Now, did he loan you his ipad to use whilst he slept?
Replied: 27th Jul 2012 at 19:07
NO!
I hope you ar not trying to rub me up the wrong way.
I'm already peeeved that the WEP didn't put an article online containing the word 'roofs'.
A rather contentious one.
Replied: 27th Jul 2012 at 19:10
Think it was an article about lead thieves (yesterday).
'Roofs' just looks iffy.
Replied: 27th Jul 2012 at 19:17
Police were called to Kirkhall Lane in the town at about 12.30am on Saturday following reports of a collision between a Citreon Zara Picasso taxi and a 41-year-old pedestrian.
Tragic story
All the more reason to check for errors.
RIP
Replied: 30th Jul 2012 at 14:29
Citreon has been a common mis-spelling in the Observer group newspapers for many years. I wonder if it's down to the same writer/proof reader/editor
Replied: 30th Jul 2012 at 18:44
Do you mean spellcheck?
I don't think they have one.
Replied: 30th Jul 2012 at 18:46
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Found five other examples of 'Citreon'.
Amongst them is this classic:
Citreon C 1 the Eco Choice
Replied: 30th Jul 2012 at 19:23
Hiccup
Replied: 31st Jul 2012 at 10:42
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In that article they got it mostly right. It's probably manufacturers blurb which has been C&P'd, even when it's in front of them they still got the caption wrong on the pic.
Spellcheck wouldn't help, if it doesn't have the word, (often the case with proper nouns), there is an option to add it to the vocabulary. If it's entered incorrectly, it will always be wrong.
Replied: 31st Jul 2012 at 10:43
You'd think newspaper employees would be up to scratch, even without a spellchecker, Kenee.
They must have dictionaries to hand.
Note to them; Aardvark is in the first half of the book.
Replied: 31st Jul 2012 at 13:59
gullible has been omitted fron the latest dictionaries
Replied: 31st Jul 2012 at 14:04
Cyprus Road, Worsley Hall
More local knowledge.
Again, a tragic story, and more reason to get it right.
Cypress
Replied: 2nd Aug 2012 at 17:34
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these people get paid to put these articles together. R.I.P, young man.
Replied: 2nd Aug 2012 at 17:37
Cannabis was the most commonly used drug, although its was also down.
Peawapp appears in comments.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 07:27
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And someone complaining about the grammar.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 13:43
I've just been reading in the Daily Mail about 'the most smallest, westerly remote guest house in Britain'.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 16:01
Mr Gollin said: 'We are the most smallest, westerly remote guest house in Britain and we are taking on one of the largest travel guide companies.
Daily Mail
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 16:21
According to reviews, it isn't the most bestest one.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 18:34
The headline may have meant of a lower rank, therefore correct.
Actually, it probably did, albeit subconciously.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 18:43
They ran the headline, they take the blame.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 18:47
Often annoys me when people are quoted directly when the jounalist (?) could have slightly bent the qoute to make it look less gormless.
Presuming the scribe is more articulate than the source.
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Have you noticed the P-A-D thread has been deleted.
Bad publicity for the site it seems.
Replied: 4th Aug 2012 at 17:33
Click
I thought yours was rather positive.
Replied: 4th Aug 2012 at 17:37
It was, and over a thousand views. So it served it's purpose.
Replied: 4th Aug 2012 at 17:39
And hopefully helped resolve the problem.
Well done, you.
Replied: 4th Aug 2012 at 17:41
ME, IT'S ALL ME I TELLS YE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Replied: 4th Aug 2012 at 17:56
Posted by: walshy76 (7450)
If it bothers you that much don't reply
That's what I do when the thread ruiners come out with stupid irrelevant comments on the general section
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Posted by: Mac (3290)
Foolish post from a foolish dick.
Posted by: Mac (3427)
Thinking you are a buffoon, Dick. That's one thing we have in common.
by: Mac (8358)
oops @ extra i in second gratuitous.
It means, in this case, 'Uncalled for', particularly as this is a site Children visit.
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Posted by: walshy76 (7450)
If it bothers you that much don't reply
That's what I do when the thread ruiners come out with stupid irrelevant comments on the general section
Replied: 2nd Aug 2012 at 15:14
Posted by: walshy76 (7471)
Hypocrite
Replied: 4th Aug 2012 at 18:50
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awwwwwwwww not doing very well today are you.....why not try changing names
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AHEM!
See my lovely new 'Another Telegram For Tonker' thread.
Replied: 5th Aug 2012 at 20:13
See Nip
Nip is a dog
See Nip run
Run Nip. Run.
Replied: 5th Aug 2012 at 20:17
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Reminded me of T. Wogan's Janet and John Stories.
Replied: 5th Aug 2012 at 20:20
Exactly.
Tried to find the name of the dog. Google suggests some none PC stuff.
Replied: 5th Aug 2012 at 20:21
Not familiar with that, Mac. Apart from your earlier mention.
Replied: 6th Aug 2012 at 14:12
Humour abounds....
Have yourself a listen
Replied: 6th Aug 2012 at 14:14
Int Google great
"Where they sat in there van on north western car park stuffing there faces, like they used to do in the 80s
Could be related to the people, or is it one person,who post things on here that know one can understand "
Replied: 6th Aug 2012 at 16:54
Posted by: dostaf (33287)
Often annoys me when people are quoted directly when the jounalist (?) could have slightly bent the qoute to make it look less gormless.
Presuming the scribe is more articulate than the source.
Replied: 3rd Aug 2012 at 18:50
Edit
A similar thing to that here:
A witness who alerted the emergency services told control staff the man was seen climbing on to a bridge and was then seen to fall.
More local knowledge.
The man, who is in his early 20s, fell around 25ft on to the tracks at Wigan Wallgate station from King Street West at around 1am on Sunday.
Here
Hope the lad is OK.
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:01
Maybe he was actually climbing up onto the bridge?
Hope alll is well wtith him.
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:09
Which bridge?
King Street West has a parapet, the station buildiing and Wallgate forms the 'bridge'. Though there is a small 'landing' type platform adjacent to the building which overhangs the track. (KSW)
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:12
I dunno, Isn't there a latticework one around those parts?Just a suggestion is all.
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:14
Possibly a signal gantry, but I don't think it forms a bridge.
I know it's pedantic when a poor lad is in a bad way, but again seems like iffy reporting.
Witness could have described it as a 'bridge'. Journalist with local knowledge would have questioned it.
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:17
Cheers.
Also to clarify, I'm not suggesting the witness in that report is gormless.
My self quote in purple really refers to items where quotes could have been slightly polished, without misrepresentation.
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:21
Clear pics of the wall/parapet
I have personally seen many people climbing onto the railings (see pic 4) over the years.
Possibly why the story struck a chord.
Replied: 7th Aug 2012 at 19:32
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Replied: 10th Aug 2012 at 14:10
Can't not include this one from 'Politics'
Posted by: sledge (2462)
Why dont you look for it and prove me wrong
You r beahvouir was out of order...end of.
Broady?....note the Clrs grammer, and this guy DOES work for the council (alledgedly)
Replied: 9th Aug 2012 at 22:52
People really shouldn't store thrones.
Replied: 10th Aug 2012 at 14:13
A timely reminder:
Posted by: dostaf (33398)
Let me explain.
Some folk (myself included) , have a bit of fun with each other when it comes to typo's.
Mache is the Grand Master. You should have seen the near misses he had with the simple word 'walking'.
But.
And this is important.
I wouldn't comment about eveyone's errors as I would hate to put folk off who are not the best of spellers. Some may have left school at an early age, and are even now just plucking up the courage to use a keyboard.
These people are to be encouraged, rather than put off.
As you have brought Borg's error to our (and his) attention:
Welcome to the club.
In other words, you too are fair game.
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Poor show.
Horrible ailment for the Woman though. The Reporter should be docked wages.
Replied: 11th Aug 2012 at 18:24
The things is - this was triggered by a reaction to drugs that were administered to her. In this country the NHS would deal with it - there would be no reason for her or her family to be out of pocket.
Surely the manufacturers of the drugs given to her should be footing the bill - as would be the case here?
Replied: 11th Aug 2012 at 19:44
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 14:24
Make many similar ones (on here) myself with letters in wrong order.
But I seldom use spellchecker. You'd think that would be second nature in this day and age to a Journalist with something about to be published.
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 15:58
Seldom?..You do occasionally? OH the ignominy.
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 16:12
Yes, I admit it, although not often. Usually when on Pedant alert.
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 16:15
"I am Michael Pain, and I am a nosey Neighbour"
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 16:16
Not a lot of people know that.
Who said that?
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 16:24
I may have typed it, bit Mr Caine never said it.
Or am I thinking about the 'My name is Michael Caine' one?
Google time
Replied: 15th Aug 2012 at 19:21
Peter Sellers, by the way.
Almost
Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 14:27
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Sellers.
How apt for your pedantic thread.
Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 14:28
I changed it from Sellers to sellars as well.
Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 14:32
Ask Wayne Rooney.
I just thought of that.
August explanation; Wayne says "errrrrr" a lot.
Replied: 16th Aug 2012 at 14:32
In fact, I'm wrong again.
Wayne says 'errrm'.
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Replied: 17th Aug 2012 at 17:48
Movie theaters showing The Expendables 2 combed for bombs after phone threat
Could argue that it's an American story, but in the actual article the word is used correctly three times.
Replied: 18th Aug 2012 at 17:13
BLOODY DISGUSTING!
'Johnson' 'Johnson's'
The piece is littered with this.
Such disrespect is usually reserved for the perpetrator, not the victim.
news,scotsman.com
Johnson’s death early on Saturday morning in a Manchester hospice at the age of 78 added a cruel twist to the brutal and unfinished saga of the Moors Murders, whose dark horror has hung over Britain for half a century
Johnson devoted 48 years to finding her boy, the cheeky and happy-go-lucky lad who loved marbles and cycling, and collected leaves in a scrapbook
Johnson always believed that Brady and Hindley, who were convicted in 1966 for the murders of John Kilbride, 12, Lesley Ann Downey, 10 and Edward Evans, 17, killed her son, although it was over 20 years before either of them admitted it.
The living room of Johnson’s modest Manchester home was adorned with pictures of Keith. There was Keith, toothy and smiley, hair a bit scruffy and wire-rimmed glasses askew, in the picture that had peered out from newspaper pages for years, now draped in rosary beads
This week, Johnson will be laid to rest, while her lost son still lies out somewhere on the moors.
FILTHY JOURNALISM
Edit:
Up late reading news stories etc. This one ^^^^ (bad job) has really got me. One thing doing a bit of nit-picking, but that's just ignorant.
Replied: 19th Aug 2012 at 02:30
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Chairman of Wigan Conservative Federation Michael Winstanley said: "It is quite clear that building on this land will have an adverse impact on the local wildlife and the recreation facilities that generations of Wiganer's have been able to enjoy. It is also clear that the local area doe not have the infrastructure to cope."
WEP 23 Aug page 2 Gidlow Protest
Replied: 23rd Aug 2012 at 17:27
Rogue Apostrophe eh!.
But on that note, I was conversing with a Gentleman Yesterday on the wildlife population about the new builds, and the new infrastructure.
He wondered where the Squirrels would go., I said they would find somewhere in time, sadly, most of the other wildlife (Hedgehogs, etc) would be buried alive.
Replied: 23rd Aug 2012 at 17:32
Interesting point.
Don't some developments have Wildlife Officers involved, to try to relocate as much as practicably possible the critters concerned?
Mind, I'm probably thinking of larger projects such as motorways which are developed by much larger concerns.
Replied: 23rd Aug 2012 at 17:37
Legendary fighter ace John 'Cat's Eyes' Cunningham - who put his eyesight down to eating carrots - have emerged for sale for £200,000
Medals
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More local knowledge?
The car then sped off up along the one-way system, however it isn’t known for sure whether the driver turned right towards Miry Lane and Wigan town centre or left towards Newtown
Injured cyclist
Hope Mr Parry recovers and maintains confidence whilst on the road.
Also hope (wishful thinking perhaps) the culpris are caught.
Replied: 6th Sep 2012 at 14:22
Another in hot water.
Features steel chassis, polished aluminium bonnet and brass radiator grill
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But despite Mr Day, then a teenage fishermen, showing police the unexploded rocket lying in the mud - it remained there largely undisturbed for 68 years.
Great-grandfather Ruben Dace warned police of the V2 missile after watching falling just off the coast of East Anglia
Here
Replied: 10th Sep 2012 at 18:37
No. No. No.
Stamps foot.
I googled before getting egg on chin.
See
Replied: 10th Sep 2012 at 18:40
I was going to say see here, for example, but then noticed the 'Bargin Bin'.
grill2
n
(Engineering / Automotive Engineering) a variant spelling of grille
[see grille]
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003
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Replied: 10th Sep 2012 at 19:25
By George, I think he's got it, The Borg.
Bad press? I wouldn't do that, Dostaf, but I would ask you to take more care when reading.
(Who is behind The Huffington Post? (17:49 )
Replied: 11th Sep 2012 at 14:18
And that is why I mentioned Jets on a new thread, rather than on here.
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Saw the majority of those pics a couple of weeks ago on an American site. Lazy bleeders could have re-worded to UK English.
'Beside himself: Seen entirely tuckered out, an orange and white kitten slumbers while folded in half on the couch'
Replied: 16th Sep 2012 at 20:24
Two reasons for posting this, one is obvious.
St Trinnian's!
Replied: 18th Sep 2012 at 12:13
After much googling I can not find a proper type of description.
there was a time when that 'caricature' was common on every other carnival.
In latter years it has been seen by many as playing into the hands of pervs. (Not literally)
Replied: 18th Sep 2012 at 16:24
'But they ended up kissing and they began touching each others and she said she wanted him to have sex with him.'
Would be laughable if it wasn't a very serious story.
Man Cleared
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^^^^
Only one higher case O in Oops, Mache.
Replied: 23rd Sep 2012 at 15:35
Wrong thread.
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Now I'll have to put it back.
On a serious note, there was something posted on here once about sticking asterisks in word to disguise swearing being unacceptable.
Google isn't helping.
Was a few years back, Mache.
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GCSE's
They want to replace thm!
Replied: 27th Sep 2012 at 12:09
The decision by Education Secretary Michael Gove to replace thm with new English Baccalaureate Certificates (EBaccs), beginning with English, maths and science in 2015 with further subjects to follow, has led to accusations of a two-tier education system’s being restored.
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One 14-year-old girl tells the programme how she met Sir Jimmy at a school in Surrey in 1974 and he assaulted her in his caravan which was parked in the school grounds.
Here
Replied: 1st Oct 2012 at 21:39
A certain change in the air.
Howard Gallimore, whose eponymous restaurant charges £6.95, said:
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Must have a degree.
Replied: 3rd Oct 2012 at 15:00
@WiganCouncil Flooding near bridge on Manchester/Wigan Road, Hindley/Ince nr to junction of Semen Way. Take extra care!
Retweeted by Wigan Council
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Vet Saves Bat
Not checked for errors. I just guesed who.
Replied: 11th Oct 2012 at 18:40
And after reading about it being from Huddersfield, I had a look at their news.
And guess what?
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I nearly commented the other week about an abscence of adve erm. 'articles'.
Replied: 11th Oct 2012 at 18:55
He does get about a bit...saving creatures.
Replied: 11th Oct 2012 at 18:57
Don't know mester, but he always seems to attract media attention.
I presume there are other Veterinarians in the town.
A pic of a stagnation o 'lung incident would be handy.
Replied: 11th Oct 2012 at 19:08
The gatehouse, which carries the emblems of two prison reformers, John Howard and Elizabeth Fry and became famous as the entrance to HMP Slade in the Porridge TV series.
Know nowts.
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New 100% eco sky lantern, no wire no metal part, use dragon wool instead of wire.
H&T is the leader of sky lantern manufacturer, the paper we use is best quality fireproof paper, even light each part of lantern, it will not catch fire. And we pay much attention on how to keep lantern more and more stably when flying. For package, each lantern is packed in a high quality pp bag, supply a colorful coated paper instruction, each bag also contains a small bag of dryer, keep the lantern paper not affect with damp. And this new type sky lantern is 100% biologic degradable, we use fiberglass rope (also name dragon wool) instead of wire, so this new type eco lantern is no metal part.
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Replied: 22nd Oct 2012 at 14:43
Headline: Two UK soliders killed at checkpoint in Afghanistan
God be with them.
Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 08:17
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They corrected their error (twice).
They have also removed comments because someone picked up on it.
Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 10:26
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The headline was as I copied and pasted.
Fixed now, anyway.
Replied: 31st Oct 2012 at 10:29
Operation Stasafe.
Y Knot
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A belter.
Whole story's a mistake
Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 18:03
But at least Wigan got a mention in the Wigan paper, albeit for no apparent reason.
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Britain’s top expert on serial killers said police should probe whether the pair developed a friendship before Sutcliffe was caught – and the family of the Ripper's first victim have joined calls for officers to question Savile.
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Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 18:23
The Cold Case lot will have their joined hands full.
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I'm too good for this place, I really am.
Replied: 4th Nov 2012 at 19:48
Olympic hero Bradley Wiggins leaves hospital after breaking ribs during training ride collision with woman van driver
Not the van then?
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Replied: 8th Nov 2012 at 15:29
Crow Orchard Lane, Wrightington, Lancs where accident took place
Crow Orchard Road on pic
For all Tonker fans, note abscence of 'Wigan' on map.
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You and your boasting...It's the same size!
Replied: 8th Nov 2012 at 15:50
Mention leading others' fellows and out of cubicle three comes a friendly stranger ^^^^^^
Shut up!
Replied: 8th Nov 2012 at 15:54
Ch-ch-ch-ch-charmin'!
He doesn't look best pleased at the publicity he is getting there!
Replied: 8th Nov 2012 at 15:56
“I’ve heard all sorts of names being banded around and what then tends to happen is, of course, everyone sits around and speculates about people
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Replied: 8th Nov 2012 at 20:02
If you recognise yourself in the photo, or if you know who either of these women are, please call police.
In regard to the tragic death of Mr. Farrell.
Replied: 15th Nov 2012 at 16:25
Wigan Council chief executive Donna Hall today said she had no option but to report the matter to police.
He said: “The council has received complaints regarding the posting of a video on a local website.
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Replied: 15th Nov 2012 at 20:49
Following the AGM it was decided that the Community Action Party will campaign to reduce the number of local councillor’s in all 10 Boroughs by two-thirds and to abolish the Greater Manchester Combined Authority.
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Seemingly a common error.
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From a headline in the Mail.
'Wicked' woman who befriended pensioners stole £10,000 from their bank accounts and spent the cash on luxury holidays
Tracey Cullen (pictured right and left) from Doncaster, offered to help her victims with shopping before stealing their details to pay for a Caribbean cruise and a family trip to Disneyland Paris. Sentenced to 22 months at Sheffield Crown Court (main picture) it also emerged that she had 29 previous convictions, many for deception and stealing from her employers.
(Bit sexist)
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My right.
Is this a psychological test question?
Replied: 22nd Nov 2012 at 13:28
The victim- who has asked not to be identified - said that the devise was “sneaky” and, with many older people living in the area, could have a devastating effect on their household budgeting if they ended up losing part or all of their pensions.
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Replied: 22nd Nov 2012 at 14:06
However in November 2010 he was involved in a collision and police discovered a half-drunk whiskey bottle and two bottles in his beer and he was arrested for drink driving.
Also
The former paratrooper, who served in the Falklands war
Currently aged 48 and jailed when he was a youth?
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Replied: 24th Nov 2012 at 21:21
People who complained about 71-year-old woman's music were reportedly among thugs who rule the street - and who make the woman's life a misery
Shouldn't that be:
Thugs who rule the street - and who make the woman's life a misery were among people who complained etc?
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Replied: 30th Nov 2012 at 15:06
Tragic story
But sloppy headline. Anniversary
Replied: 2nd Dec 2012 at 18:02
Fire Crews attended a fire at a Wigan bakery, the Hovis bakery site on Cale Lane. A blaze was reported at a workshop involving a acetylene cylinder las Monday morning on December 18th.
Wigan Gazette
http://wigangazette.co.uk/archives/9964
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Local Election Results
Wigan Gazette
http://wigangazette.co.uk/archives/7483
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You wouldn't get that rubbish in the Hotten Courier.
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Fuselage: The damaged rotor of the plane was one of many pieces of the helicopter mechanism on the ground
Pic description
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Video clips from his phone was played to the jury of five women and seven men and videod police interviews with the girls will be shown to them as the trial progresses.
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You'd expect the most serious of articles, such as this, to be afforded more accuracy.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:10
Nice to see an old thread reopened
You really are an ASSet to this site
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:12
Just been checking my records
Dear Lord, I do hope nobody accidentally reopens that one.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:25
Feel free, at least it gets the day over with mester
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:27
Posted by: walshy76 (10518)
Nice to see an old thread reopened
You really are an ASSet to this site
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:12
Gawd bless yer.
And long may you compliment my repartee.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:52
How can anybody not compliment someone who's give up there life for this site
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 14:54
Well dont leave it to long, because as you know I wont be on here allnight, ill be going out, after all it is the weekend
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Your the expert on Google, so I'll leave it to you mester,
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 15:10
It's a bloody homophone.
At least I did it on the right thread.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 15:33
Which reminds me.
Williams: Right lovely boys, let's have a look. Oehhhhh, very good. Very artistic. Wait a minute. Gunner Graham?
Gnr Graham: Sir.
BSM Williams: Come here.
Gnr Graham: Sergeant-major.
BSM Williams: University education.
Gnr Graham: Yes, yes that's quite right Sergeant-major.
BSM Williams: How do you spell artillery?
Gnr Graham: A-R-T-I-L-L-E-R-Y
BSM Williams: No no. You spell it A-R-T art, I-L-L ill, A-R-Y ary. It's not artillery, it's artillary, artillary! I've been in this regiment 22 years, and I oughta know.
Gnr Graham: Probably you haven't seen it very often Sergeant-major, it's usually only the initials AR.
BSM Williams: You trying to make out I don't know how to spell it?
Gnr Graham: No I...
BSM Williams: SHUT UP!
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 15:51
Or 8:40
Apologies to Mac for ruining thread with self humiliation.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 16:00
Yes. Mache. Sticking pins in, could help.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 16:03
In't google great?
Providing you know what to enter into the search.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 16:08
When interviewed Johnson admitted that he had drunk four or five vodka and Red Bulls and a couple of Jeigermeisters and felt tipsy
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Jägermeister
I can forgive a missing umlaut.
Replied: 8th Feb 2013 at 22:26
Absolute cracker on yesterday's front page of a local paper.
Mr Parkinson, who is Wigan born and bread,
Replied: 19th Feb 2013 at 14:35
Far from it, actually, Mache.
I should point out that Mr Parkinson is involved in a worthwhile campaign about the regulation of gaming machines in betting shops.
FOBTs Fixed Odds Betting Terminals
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Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You bloody notreet.
You need to change your sodding thread titiles. (And get a proper indexing system for your caption comps)
Just been all over the bloody thread you did about St George's Day parade looking for a letter.
Then, after looking for a mention of jumping between jobs on this one, I find another missing letter is the key.
Replied: 20th Feb 2013 at 14:54
Yes, you did.
And then went on to say it wasn't you who sent the letter.
Replied: 20th Feb 2013 at 15:07
Vicious assault
But a poor description.
Liverpool Crown Court heard that before the gang ran off after the sustained attack the victim’s trousers and underpants had been pulled down and one of the gang had threatened to cut off his privates.
Private parts, maybe.
But 'privates'.
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Finally, do you not realise how worried "some people" have been about you
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I often wonder why Skelmersdale news is so frequently published in the Wigan Evening Post.
Let's face it, Skelmersdale is nowhere near Wigan and, therefore, Wigan readers will have no interest at all in it's news. After all, "they're Scouytsers in Skem, laaaaike"!
Replied: 5th Mar 2013 at 22:01
And Skelmersdale is much harder to spell than Leigh.
A mystery indeed.
Replied: 5th Mar 2013 at 22:05
No they're not. They're Skem Scousers.
Replied: 5th Mar 2013 at 22:06
I know they're not. You know they're not. But the majority of Wiganers (propers and pseudos) believe they are, 'cos they talk different than us, raaaaght'?
Replied: 5th Mar 2013 at 22:10
They are Skem Scousers. I live, work, and eat with them.
I have done for over 30 years.
Replied: 5th Mar 2013 at 22:15
Sir Peter Fahy said policeman were being tied up for as long as eight hours after being caused to incidents involving people who are acutely mentally ill, and the number of cases was increasing alarmingly.
Wigantoday
Just the one officer?
Replied: 9th Mar 2013 at 17:09
Katie Beattie, prosecuting, said the 36-year-old was clocked stealing bacon and coffee - worth £51 - from Tesco on March 20 and was subsequently chased by the manager.
Speediing?
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Replied: 25th Mar 2013 at 20:05
They'll be quoting my correspondence about yon church next.
Replied: 25th Mar 2013 at 21:12
I know 'clocked' means 'seen/noticed', but surely sloppy journalism?
Replied: 25th Mar 2013 at 21:13
Two qualifications needed for a local journalist:
Knowledge of the area, & a command of the English Language!!
WEP, as far as these are concerned, could well be renamed:
"The Bangalore Evening Telegraph"
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